Trailer Park Barbie
Why don't they make me a trailer-park Barbie
so I can be just like Ken
never have to rent-to-own nothin'
it's all free with cable, says "move on in"
at the end of the culdesack, 'neath 2 big oak trees
is a double-wide castle and pink, for a trailer park me.
I'd be like Midge to her sister Skipper
just like hangin' out in Malibu
keep all of her friends' beach towels clean
at the above ground swimmin' pool.
I'll make tea for all of her parties,
and be a perfect gentlemen
If a trailer-park Barbie would let me be her Ken.
chorus: Now if you see her in that Jeep
Want you tell her to find me
twist'n'turn, blue rhapsody,A fashion-day exclusive, then you'll
Now Ken has been steady with Barbie,
since way back in 1961,
all of her stuff is in a series,
their labels include pink, silver, gold and platinum
prelude; 5 sisters all together, Barbies' still my bet
a lunchbox, superstar, rainbow and a pink corvette.
and all I wanna do is give her what she can't get.
I dream of trailer-park Barbie but she ain't
hit the market yet,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,plat that suave.....
G.I.joe, you can't buy this limited edition,,,,,,,,,,,
That's fashion to a redneck...